jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi)

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penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

(Source: rain-force)

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ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints)

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matthewsagan:

This is the DNA of a self-identified homosexual person viewed under 10000x microscopic magnification. If you look closely you can see the DNA has unique characteristics, which supports the theory that there is a biological basis for homosexuality.

(Source: matthewsagan)

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blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

(Source: harveyjames)

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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle)

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convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

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dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho)

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