world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

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Now, Elle and I are very similar as women. I’d like to think I’m like her a bit. She’s a lovely person. When I was her age, I might’ve been very, very different from her…there was a darkness to me at that age, and Elle is so full of light. She’s so full of love…she is kind of sparkly. She has something magic about her.” - Angelina Jolie

(Source: prismcess)

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)

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tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

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shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck



Kirby no

shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

Kirby no

(Source: zerostatereflex)

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free-universe:

when my parents and teachers think i’m a nice kid

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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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